Was it about your car warranty?

Lemmy gets Old Testament.

Just drink a ton of vodka. You’ll never have to worry about waking up before your alarm goes off.

I, for one, welcome the new rod people.

Did your cats write the text on this meme?

And just theiR bodies

Does this help them lunge out quickly to eat bugs?

That’s when you just start sending that guy out to get donuts. He can’t possibly fuck that up.

Bruh, I’m eating pussy while I’m typing this reply.

My oral is on point, pal.

There’s this show On Patrol Live where they follow cops around with a camera. I see plenty of them arrest people for refusing to do the test. That leads me to believe it’s more common than what you are suggesting above. (I.e. refusing isn’t that great of an option either.) But as you say, check your local laws.

Why did they have to use a pic with a horse in it? Seems distracting.

What could go wrong?

They should recruit more Reddit mods.

Can never get enough pictures of cats pooping… thanks Lemmy.

Such Lemmy

So many options these days.

Tax that ass

Yeah as some kind of novelty / joke collar this would obviously not be safe. (I can see why it would be funny, but not safe.)

More likely it’s staged as you say.

The meownager