Fun fact: Canadians actually eat 55% more boxes of Kraft dinner (mac & cheese) per capita than US. We love that shit for some reason (well, I know why actually it’s cause it’s delicious).

Okay but as a stoned mexican, that shit is looking real good about now

Same vibes as “you can’t fire me, I quit!”

Aw, I’m so glad you gave them a home regardless. Here’s hoping that Jackie one day will come around and figure out how sweet she’s got it in your home. Thanks for being awesome to these babies.

Sea lions have ears. This is how to differentiate them from seals. And they are just as fucking cute. Thank you for coming to my west coast best coast ted talk.

I don’t remember why but I tagged you at some point as “brilliant mf”. I hope you are having an excellent day.

Oh no, those tights come off as soon as I walk in the house. I know who’s in charge around there.

The way Gambino’s message and Bad Bunny’s message show two completely different, both extremely valid sides of the same powerful argument. Love this.

This is what they say to Elmo in public, I can’t even imagine the vile shit they send to Ms Rachel in private. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

My saddest day was when my little girl outgrew her sleeping spot on my chest. Now I just lie on my side and she is the little spoon in my arms.

2016 was one of the worst years of my life, yet I think I’d still take all of that vs whatever tf all of this is.

Read heated rivalry

“This is soup, for my family”

They are

Only Elliot because he knows his name and runs over when you call him. Sometimes he goes by “not my cat” when I’m looking for my cat and he shows up. (He is my partner’s cat)

Sully knows her name but dgaf and only reacts when she’s in trouble and I bring out the big guns (Sullivan). She’s usually just “my little girl” or “my little angel” otherwise.

No I don’t have a favourite why do you ask

I was gonna reply to you with a fleabag priest GIF but now I got myself all worked up 😳

I eat dairy still but oat milk is tasty af tbh

Put it this way: you as a working class white person may need one box to see the game, but a working class black person needs two boxes (because they need to overcome poverty and systemic racism, while you only need to overcome poverty)

Nobody is denying the struggle of the working class, but working class white people (specifically cis men) need to recognize that other working class groups are also struggling the same struggle but dealing with additional issues of racism, misogyny, trans/homophobia, etc. at the same time.

I’m fully of the camp that he’s building a dungeon underneath it.