You’re allowed to revisit wit like this from time to time.

Let people have their fun.

I ask this for all americans but what is petrol?

Good job dudeski!

It’s all about the relationship you cultivate with the owners and operators of the bodega.

Sometimes Mr. Lights can be a tricky man to turn on he’s complicated with rapidly evolving interests and kinks.

Yo is your engine running?

England has some pretty stupid people on TV regularly.

Only for one of us.

We have a sadism/masochism type of relationship.

Pull your diapers to the side and bite the pillow I’m going in dry!

I always make sure I don’t post things that I can’t say to my grandma in bed.

Colbert was the funniest conservative comedian but I stopped liking him after he switched parties.

But you just said it was a thousand degrees.

Nah it’s just getting hot because it’s like 800 degrees man.

Not in my experience.

No they’re hot enough to melt tarps.

Well two of them have shut up now.

That tarp would be melted if that thing was to temperature.

Grabs bag of dicks.

munch munch munch.

Because Felix is wrong and hates technology and the people who make it.

They probably hate Linux and being a vegan queer furry too.