New account here: https://lemmy.ca/u/LolaCat
Not sure if that works here so here is your reminder instead :)
baradragon
(Image of a blank text field with the label ‘Social Security Number.’ Underneath the text field is Google’s password autofill with the text ‘Use Strong Password’: ‘158357341’.)
about to lie to the government by using my google generated SSN
anarchywoofwoof
(Image of Microsoft’s Clippy saying, “It looks like you’re trying to commit financial crimes. Would you like some help?” with the options ‘Yes’ and ‘No’.)
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mishastoesies
“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket
starseekrr
(Gif from the aforementioned Jenna Marbles video with her wearing the jacket.)
greenycrimson
Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too
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blinky1048
>be on reddit
>tumblr screenshots
>be on tumblr
>reddit screenshots
(Picture of a cat looking down at the viewer, confused)
#196 #r/196 #r196 #/r/196 #rule #196 rule #ruleposting #reddit
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withswords
(Image of an edited xkcd webcomic; the comic features two stick figures talking back and fourth):
(Stickfigure #1) Creepypasta history IS SECOND NATURE TO US web horror fans SO IT’S EASY TO FORGET THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON PROBABLY ONLY KNOWS the ben drowned arg AND ONE OR TWO slender series
(Stickfigure #2) AND smile.dog OF COURSE.
(Stickfigure #1) OF COURSE.
^ me shocked that normal people don’t know ben drowned lore
rileyrose31
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that Ben drowned.
withswords
you cannot begin to imagine what happened to ben
icaruspendragon
i went to find out what happened to ben
(Screenshot from creepypasta.com of the Ben drowned creepypasta, at the bottom of the picture is an advert):
Am I Gay Test
Am I Gay? Take this gay test to determine if you are gay, straight, or bisexual
(Same screenshot but cropped to emphasize the “Am I Gay Test” advert)
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+1 for Catppuccin, it’s my all-time favorite theme and I would love to see it here!
Fixed now, thank you!
hotvampireadjacent
(A screenshot from the app formerly known as Twitter)
Dexerto @Dexerto
Tweets will now be called an X
(Two images, the first is a screenshot of Elon musk replying to an “X”. The second is the old Twitter Bird logo)
hotinebing.eth @hotinebling
Replying to @DexertoThat is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard, and I own NFTs.
werewolfcatgirlpaws
EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES
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kleefkruid
Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.
kleefkruid
my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”
(in red text)
Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added
to your inventory
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I like this article, it’s nice seeing a detailed look into Lemmy and Kbin instead of the usual “wHaT iS aN InStAnCe? FeDeRaTiOn iS sO cOnFuSiNg!1!!”
BUT NOT TOO FAST OTHERWISE THEY’LL TURN INTO GENDER GAS
cryptotheism
radiofreederry asked:
You’re always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they’re anything special.
cryptotheism answered:
You’re just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.
radiofreederry
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.
cryptotheism
Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don’t have.
radiofreederry
Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.
cryptotheism
I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries
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orcusnoir
(A photograph. To the left in the foreground is a sign that reads “CAUTION BEAR IN AREA” with a depiction of a bear on it, and to the right in the background is a black bear standing on a pathway.)
There he is
The bear in area
bismuth-soup
His arrival was foretold in ancient murals
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ublock-origin
Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters
ublock-origin answered:
(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!
ublock-origin
(Screenshot of two Tumblr replies)
zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.
yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??
ublock-origin
(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)
#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills
we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.
ashestoashesjc
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#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually
captain-price-unofficially
What the fuck.
naggingatlas
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen
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recursive t-counter
Aww like yin and yang
Would like to know as well!
@remindme@mstdn.social dm in 3 days
Transcription:
wizardcurse
I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto
wizardcurse
-Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.
wizardcurse
-Saturday 05th November, 2011
-Wednesday 28th December, 2011
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