My thought?

The factory grows. This is good. You must shut up and let the factory grow. The factory grows. The factory must grow.

He could have them loaded onto a USB stick and delivered by a mate. Or onto a MicroSD and delivered by carrier pigeon. Or recorded onto tape and driven in by express courier from the next city over. After all, don’t underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape drives hurtling down the highway.

Drats, foiled! ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

Could you impersonate the persona of my sweet grandma who really loved Fairphone?

Echt waar? Fietsen waar het stuur en beide wielvorken zo vervloekt zijn? Nah, deze fiets is een simulacrum van hoe een fiets er ongeveer uit zou moeten zien.

For the others:
Really? Bicycles where the handlebars and both wheel forks are this cursed? Nah, this is a simulacrum of what a bicycle should approximately look like.

It’s a honeypot. Any attempt at SQL injection is logged on the Naughty List.

Late one night before the tavern keeper shut his door,
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure.
Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor.
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat

Holy music stops

Horny music starts

How’s this related to the gender ratio in the Dungeons & Dragons community?

Ehhh… Where’d that come from?

Where are the toilets?

(…) Or a room has holes dug dropping into an underground river. Or just a really deep pit, or a convenient portal to the Abyss LOL.

Or to the Underdark. The Drow must hate the dungeon occupants…

Do you happen to also use Arch?

Invert it for when the party that’s a Cleric, an Artificer and two Druids gets expanded with a Barbarian 😛

You know I like my characters when they show up as “I don’t have a backstory” and you get so invested in them that they end up with “I have, like, seven characters with full sheets who are all linked to this character, and a whole culture to their site of origin.”

Source: Ask me about my Tabaxi (-… acutally, Tabaxi is its own plural)

Mountain of dead bards‽

NECROMANCER: *heavy breathing*

That cheesy dashing in & out sounds great until one player has the Sentinel feat and is right after the boss in the turn order 😛

Or that she’s high maintenance.

At least it’s an emordnilap. As is emordnilap.

If you’re gonna be causing friction with the party, I’m okay with you being a chaotic little chaos gremlin during RP, but a team player when the cards are down.

I mean, plenty of people might be walking around with something roughly stick-shaped. Be it a broom, a shovel or an umbrella, it’s all a more effective weapon than bare hands