Me and my roommate had a Kinect back in the day, just because how dumb it was. And it really was, but it also had a feature that you could use it as a remote of sorts. It didn’t work properly, but if it did, it would’ve been actually kinda cool

With like 200 ping

They basically taste like what you feed them.

That’s like when i donate 50 cents and fuck children and tell people how nice i am

Yeah but so does my dog.

They also retract a lot of “don’t” because it’s awfully close to donald t

I’d be confused if my lawyer would use gmail. It would be like walking into his office and he uses alexa.

The answer is so simple. Just stop it. But somehow people really need to know who is the fastest guy on ski’s and who has the most expensive formula 1 car.

I remember before covid, i thought about buying a xbox, as a cheap media center to play some games maybe. I haven’t had a console since the 360 and didn’t keep up at all. So the new xbox launched and i went to get an older cheaper one. I was absolutely stunned, and felt like the grandma who has to buy his son a nintendo playstation for christmas. I had no idea what’s what, the naming conventions are fucking insane. I didn’t buy one and i’m so glad i didn’t

Better help is so shitty that it makes me turn off a video when my sponsor block isn’t working. Bambulab at least makes something “good”.

Apparently he shat his pants frequently while he had his stupid tv show

A windows compute in the background that is on fire

I’m always a bit fascinated that people do care. Even when i was a child and there wasn’t that much entertainment around, i would sometimes go to a friend’s house on a sunday and they would all sit in front of the tv and watch ski racing or some obscure sport and be super involved. Sometimes i watched with them and it was just barely better than watching the tv while ir was off.

Here is a neat little trick if the gestapo tries to raid your phone:

Americans: wow, how neat and normal

Man the robot uprising sucks. But at least we don’t give rich pedos our money anymore

Sometimes they were so bored that they tortured and raped people. And made photos of it for others to enjoy

Why is it called a one way street when you can drive both ways?

What do you call it when you make up a sad story just to get clicks?

For every person against their terrorists leaving the country, 1000 thanked them for their service and gave them a free haircut.

While installs are up by how much?