I thought I was the emergency spoon.

Slider? No, it’s a button that you have to hold down to scroll. And it moves ridiculously slow, like some streaming services.

Such courage. A lot of the current privileges we have is due to people like this. In fact, the only reason we as workers have any tool at all against the huge power disparity giant corporations aim at us is our solidarity. Please tell your family and friends to never, ever cross a picket line. Today it’s them, tomorrow might be you…

They seem nice. Can I pet the kitty without leaking from my hands…?

If your sword isn’t edgy, you can’t do stabbies. ☹️

Doesn’t Canada always mix imperial and metric in nonsensical ways?

Or even better: Be the “good guy” by giving your cat a happy, healthy, secure, and longer life by keeping them indoors. People hate to be told what to do, and some cats love it outside, but guess what? My dog would love to eat 10lbs of chocolate. We have to look out for their best interests. This obviously doesn’t mean don’t ever take them outside leashed or supervised, but the fact remains: indoor cats have a better, less stressful life, and don’t decimate local bird populations…

are you being fr

They spend their days messily eating tomatoes…

How fast they say them doesn’t make two (or more) distinct words into one.

I’m concerned that the meme writer doesn’t know “good morning” is two words.

butches

I don’t think you’re verbifying that correctly…

The second one doesn’t support nazis.

Throw up in my own shoes at the same time every day, got it!

They’re not bootlicking, they’re supporting Trump’s fascist administration. Microsoft donated to the “Epstein Ballroom” and has been receiving federal contracts. They’re in on it…

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-ballroom-donors-white-house-stand-to-gain/

No that’s what the front of my fridge will never look like, no matter my net worth. I will never buy a smart refrigerator, certainly not this model from Samsung!

“Sucks to see how many people take everything they see online for face value,” one Proven employee wrote. “Sounds like a bunch of liberals lol.”

There it is. These companies that are run by old, rich, white men think they are owed your money. Any and all criticism, no matter how true, is hand-waved away as “wacky liberal extremists”. But some people still know how to cite their sources and offer proof.

Proven also had its lawyers file “multiple” DMCA takedown notices against the McNally video, claiming that its use of Proven’s promo video was copyright infringement.

McNally didn’t bow to the pressure, though, instead uploading several more videos showing him opening Proven locks. In one of them, he takes aim at Proven’s claims about his prep work by retrieving a new lock from an Amazon delivery kiosk, taking it outside—and popping it in seconds using a shim he cuts right on camera, with no measurements, from an aluminum can.

Republicans are literally ruining America and the world. I had no feelings prior to this, now I will tell every single friend and family member to never, ever buy a Proven lock…

You know, I don’t think you have a good eye doctor?

You know how to stop them.

Honk if you’re honky!