It’s called Linda Belcher disease, and it’s serious. Tens of people are afflicted with this horrible condition…

🎵 Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men.
It is the music of a people,
Who will not be slaves again! 🎶

CLANG!

CLANG!

CLANG!

goes the trolley…

twenty!?

Howdy! 🤠

I just threw up in my mouth.

Yeah, the higher-ups steering them in the wrong direction. Just like most layoffs…

“Have you tried bapping it repeatedly with your paw?”

Apparently, the dopamine rush of telling someone about your project, you going back to school, you getting healthy, improving yourself, etc is so strong it’s basically pre-rewarding you for it. The result is scientifically-documented drops in people following-through and achieving their goals… You want to succeed? Don’t tell anyone until you’re already almost there!

Strangely, it does seem to care about under-age people.

…they posted, on the Nazi’s social media platform.

But they might block that with an ad-blocker-blocker-blocker-blocker!

I hear what you’re saying and would normally agree with you. But it’s the smaller developers that will suffer, not Microsoft or other giant corporations. And they will not always be there…

test, ignore:

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wrong comment

Or “I’m selling a timeshare you might be interested in”.

This. This is why they throw up in your shoes!

I had a flight today and they reminded us that in an emergency parents should secure their own oxygen masks before attempting to help children.

Protect your own mental health first. You’re no good to your loved ones or society if you’re too depressed or defeated to fight against the evils in this world. Also, y’know… you don’t deserve to bear it all on your shoulders!

It’s vi… but improved!

Think about that for a second. Immigration and Customs Enforcement by definition involves at least one border and 2 countries. Even if they only went after American citizens (which they’re trying to do), they’d be deporting you somewhere else.

As it is, I suspect a significant number of at-risk people in the US and their advocates use Android.

Incompetence is not a “privacy implication”. You think Apple servers are beyond reach of US warrants?