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I second, I have been concerned for this user’s mental health for some time.
Sounds healthy.
Any joy with the trust fund?
No, according to me mam, we’re actually quite poor.
Aye, I think we might be as well.
Denjin@feddit.ukto
Futurama @lemmy.world•Favourite Planet Express Ship line or action?English
21·7 days agoWhile accusing Bender of cheating on her with two prostitutes:
Your accountants? Oh, I would dearly love to believe that were true. So I will!
“he” isn’t anything anymore apart from a rotting corpse
Was a racist pig. The fuckers dead now.
Denjin@feddit.ukto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...
77·9 days agoSorry, but yes it is gross and weird for people to want to fuck lizard creatures from a cartoon/game predominantly aimed at children. And for the record, they all seem totally fine with living in captivity and being made to fight each other.
Downvote me all you want, I’ve seen what gets you off.
Denjin@feddit.ukto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...
51·9 days agoŚ̸̡̡̧̛̞̦̪̳̰̖̗͇̥͇̺̣̹͙̺̥̳͚̬̺̺̘̥̥̗̭̼̻̤͔͎̱̰̰̥͍̘͗̿̀̽̆̇͑̈́͂̾̔̆̀̓̽̏̾̃̈́͐̏̑͘͜͜ǫ̶̢̛̛̩͖͇̤̗̜͎̘̩̆̈́̌̈́͌̆̀̏̄͛̽́̒̀͆̀̈́̋̔̈͐͛͐̇͗͂̽̇̓̄̈̀͑͗̕͘͘̕̕͝͝͠͝ŗ̸̟̙͈͉̱̫͕̣͈̰̠̈́̇͐̂̒̍̽̀̊̋̾͆̊͊̓͛͗̀̋͛̇͊͆̎̐͌̎̓̅̅̈̎̚̚͠͠ͅr̵̡̧̢̹̹̼͓̼͔̤̩̙͎̳͚̪̪̦͚̈́͑̀́́͑̆̂̾̀̌̿̈́̀͐̓̐̂̓̾̈́͊̓̂͒̉̈́̐̋͒̓̌̏̾́̔́͊́͂̀͘̚͝͝͝y̶̨̧̡͕͖̲̯͈̻͓̹̲̘͈̺͇̪̹̟̞̖̻̤̗̞͙͉̳̹̮̭̪͈̿̄͗̍̈͐̍̊̋̈́̂̓̒̿̀̃̉̄̄̐̑̄̋̈́͋̍̒̓͂̓͊̌͐̀́͛̓͂̔̅͘̚͜͜͝͠͝͠,̴̧̨̧̢̛͍͚̰̜̘͔̦̫͕̘͉̩̠̲̙͈͚͍̩͔̟̬̗̮͖̑̈͂̌̑̈́̒̔̈́̈́̽̽̈́̿̓̈̏̔͑̃̃͒̾͆̔̈̐̆͋̆͒̅̅̽̐͌͂̏̀̑̾̌̊̌̊̾͋̕͘͘͘̕͠͝͝͝͠͝ ̸̧̨̧̡̢̤͓̹̪͔̦͖̩͔̣̗͓͈̟͚̩̤̜̺̪̬̹̝̖̫͚̲̦̟͓̥̭͓͔̫̙͓̣̼̈́̚͜͝î̵̢̧̧̢̙̟̳͉̞̘̱̗̺̺͇̻͙̜̤͚͕̖͎̭̗͇͔͔̮̤͎͖̖͈͈̫̟̦͕̠̥̋̏̈̿̂́͑̐̌̆͑̌̇͆̐́͊̒̽̓̓͜͝ͅͅş̴̛̲̞̹̠̹̝͚̝̤͈̹̦͚̦̟̙̲̙͙̮͚͔̮̰͓̗̄͑̇̊́̅̄͑͌͋̓́͆̐̔̔̆͋̏̔̀͗̂̒́̊͂͑͆́̇͒͒̕̚̕̕̚̕͘͝͠͝ͅ ̷̢̧̡̡̧̛̛̺͔̼͎̼̰̠̝͚̞̹̘͕̤̘̞̣͎̬̹̭͎͙̘͔͓͎̝̦͇̯̺̰̯̣̟͍̩̩̩̣̟̤͙̦̮͉͐̑̏̎͗͗́͛͑̏̃̔̋̌̃̈̂͗̉̑̋̈̉̃́̃̔̀͋̐̚͘̕̕͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅť̷̢̢̡̡̨̰͖̯̦̳̪͍̰͉̗̜̤̜̬̜̼̘͍̠̪̠̱͉̱̘͈̲͈̰͙̻̳̰̱̯͕̜̦̤̋͌̄̽̚͜ḩ̸͕͚̠͕͍̜̠̤͉̙̗̯̤̠̙̱̪͕̭̙̣͖̬̝̘͉̹͙̪͔͚͓̳̲̰͎̜̦́͋͗̋̽́̏̐̑̾̏̇̊̀͗̄̎̑̌̄̄̓́̎̈́͌̾̕͝͝ͅì̴̧̨̛̼̜̘̖͇̦̳̰̗̥̲͍̩̳͇̳͈͉̫͈̏̄͗̈́̆̑̂̒̓̿̽̌̉͌̇͆̃͋̑̋͌͗͐̐̒͗͆́̂̚͘͝͠͝s̸̨̭̱̘̙̜̈͐̒͒͐̾̌̄͛͑̒͑̊͊̇̿̿̇̃̈́̇̎̆̚̕͝͝ ̵̛̙̤̺̳̹̰̠̹̺̱̦͍̲̝̜̫͐̿̐̐͐̾̓̂́̄̋́͌́̿̏̽͛͊̾̚̚̕͠ͅb̷̡̧͓̯͇͙̦̩̖͚͙̘͉̳̦̲̫̭̥͎͓̠̻̟̻͕͎͊̌̀͌͊̈̍̄̽̆͂̌̇̀́̏̂͆̀̿͒͐͐̆̒̈́͂́͝͝͝͝͠͝e̵̢̨̧̨̧̢̜̥̹̟̩̖͙̲̜̥̘̼̝̳̘̺̦͍̠̤͖̣̜̝̦̻̞̭̯͂̕ͅt̶̡̢̢̛͖̼̲̰̮̙̱̙̬̻͎͎̩̣̠̲̠̫̜͖̻͚͍͗̈́͌́͌̂͋̊́͋̾̀͂̎͆̆̄͑̒͑ẗ̴̨̨̛̛͕͕̭̻͔̫̠̥̖̪̺̼͚͖͈̣͍̖͖̲͍̥͔̻́̔̂̀̈́̽̈́́̊̈́͌̈́̍̊͊͗̂̈̍̄̉͂̃̀̀͘ͅͅͅe̷̢̨̨̡̨̨̖͍̖̺͇͖͉͖̯̟̰͓̘̣͕̫͓͙͈̞͖̠̙̣̞͔̩͈̱͍̪̫̮̮͕̣̤͕̦͇̭̬̪͇͒̇̇͑͊̋̆̒̌́͂͊̃͑̈̅̀̕͜ͅͅr̸̨̲̲̹̤̖̹̱̻̳̪̪̀̎͂̿̎̓̓̿̆̿̿̄̀́́̊̍̅̉̐̅͘̕͘̕͝ͅ?̴̡̡̛͖̥͓̟̹̼̬̭̗̻̰̥̺̘͇̜̺͕̖͊̓͋̽̍̇̇͊͛̔̀̀̒̌́̏̾͗͑͂̈́̃̑̍̎̒͌̐̈͒̇͋̌̏͂̔͋̊̔̍́͑̋͋͛͑͘͘͘̕͘͠͝͝ͅ ̸̨̧̧̢̜̳̬͇͖̪̘͈͖͖̣̦͎̮̹͎̮̺͔̼̰̖̬͎͓̑͊̏̀̈́͌́̅̒̍̿̽̀̈́̈͊͌̀̽̆̓̑̏̊͂͌̋̔̒̋̈̓̑̋̂̿̈́́̆̈́̒̊̈́͒̓̌̿͊̕̕͜͜͝͝͠͠͠
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Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Or
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Your mouth just wrote a Paypal request tranfser that your butt has insufficient funds to honor.
Well it’s one of the main contributing factors to the Japanese invasion of Manchuria and their continuing shortage of raw materials that essentially trapped them into an inevitable conflict with the western powers so it’s important reading if you want to understand the wider Asia-pacific conflicts of the 20th century.
Looks like I got Second Sino-Japanese, boy I hope I enjoy reading about war crimes.
Denjin@feddit.ukto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Boris Johnson confesses: He's fallen for ChatGPTEnglish
51·19 days agoAt least he can’t add to his unknown quantity of offspring by fucking a robot.
Check this riff it’s fuckin tasty
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