My first thought, too.

I mean, despite all of that he’s still alive. IMG guessing that was the GOP’s take, anyway. Almost certainly Trump’s.

That, too.

The Trump playbook:

1. Recklessly barrel into a situation he doesn’t understand.
2. Bumble around like a pack of monkeys trying to fuck a doorknob and make things worse.
3. Wait for someone else to put things back to the way they were (or thereabouts), and declare victory.

So at what point do they ban all new computers not made domestically?

I love that crunchy feeling! You just don’t get that with new keyboards!

Especially anywhere near a beach! Aside from the sunlight, all the sand in the air getting everywhere. ¡No bueno!

And it’s not like they can claim they didn’t know. Guy’s been ranting about the Antichrist all over the planet for long enough for word to get out!

People in power making dangerous decisions about things they don’t understand. Recipe for a Good Time. For someone, anyway.

if it walks like a dictator, quacks like a dictator, and shits its pants like a dictator…

Future US Senator, folks! Truly a country of serious people.

ETA: $155 is still comically high.

Beaker & Professor Honeydew.

Waldorf and Statler are probably runners up

Google being Google.

The title sequences in the first 2 seasons of Peacemaker alone are excellent TV! Such a fun show.

What was amusing in Star Trek was when Spock pinched that dickhead’s lights out.

Some “collective.” Time to cancel my membership.

To demand shrubberies?

“American Exceptionalism” is his religion.

The right to free speech under The Idiot’s regime is fraught at best. Basically subject to his whims.

It’s nice to think that, if there’s a Hell, all those fuckers are headed there.