Then how did you know this was a joke at all?

“me vale verga” and i just meant to say in latin america because this phrase is common all over

Came here to say this. Not only is it european spanish but it’s also a bit dated. Nowadays they would say “this makes mine sweat” (mine is a noun here, as in my thing) and where i’m from we say “this is worth dick to me” (which i hope will also be outdated sometime soon)