Ms. ArmoredThirteen

I don’t even have to imagine it I’ve had a total of 8 teeth removed so far and got to experience it a couple times

I’d also like to chip in that alcoholism is sneaky. Be careful with drinking

This would be fantastic on a record spinning around

This only works outside nature where the bird is well fed enough to not go full dinosaur on the cat

Family sizes have been trending down as more kids survive. Imagine how many kids they must have had following that trend to the stone age

I’m not really sure what you mean by this but also your numbers aren’t even accurate to what I was saying?

What?

Edit: Read the other ones for context but my reaction has not changed

What is the blurred part supposed to say? Why is it blurred?

I did what I was “supposed to” until about 3.5 years into college. Then I dropped out, bumbled around trying to find meaning in what jobs I managed to sporadically have, and spent time in my marriage. In my early 30s now, newly divorced, realized I fell into doing what I was supposed to again, and I’m done with it

I’m moving to another country, I’m liquidating retirement to pay for college. In some ways it feels like I’ve lost so much but in other ways it feels like I get a second shot at the life I want and this time I’m a lot wiser