• superkret@feddit.org
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    1 day ago

    Every time I stood up and tried to walk, my brother pushed me over again.
    So apparently I gave up and didn’t start to walk until I was 2 and a half.
    Instead I sat on a metal dinner tray and pushed myself forwards with my hands, with the tray sliding on the carpet.
    They told me I got pretty fast, too.
    They called me “Fidelesrutscher” (buttocks slider)